Hello my blogging bebes! I'm so sorry I have been the worst blogger on the face of this earth! This whole, get a job, 8:30-5 thing is exhausting! Who knew?
Between working all day, trying to fit in some QT with my boyfriend and getting enough sleep so I can function, my blog has fallen by the wayside. But don't worry, I will try to do better. Promise! Here's a little review of what I have been doing with my life...
A little bit of this
Baby sister came to visit for St. Patty's. R to L, Summer, Amelia, and Jennie
Dt was there too!
Also some of this
I went home to watch Tucker's senior night lacrosse game
Lots of work with a little bit of fun throw in there every once and while. Sounds like a pretty good life to me... Oh and I finally got paid!!!!!! Turns out being rich is not in my near future, who woulda thunk? Whatever, I'm marrying a doctor! I keed, I keed. Kinda.
I hope my followers haven't given up on me because of my absence. I promise I will try harder to get this ish under control!!! Love!
We all know your brain wasn't the one who made that decision. Gross. So disappointing but at least Lindzi can find someone hot. Girl is gorgeous! And Ben? Well Ben looks like Francine from Arthur. Oh, you don't remember what she looks like? Here ya go.
Hey, hey, hey! How's your week going so far? Mine is off to a pretty good start, I'm slowly getting into the swing of my job. It turns out, waking up at 6 am is pretty damn hard. Whodathunk? But I'm doing it and making it through til 5.
While having a job impacts most parts of my life positively, it definitely negatively affects my trashy tv watching. When am I supposed to fit in my beloved
and my future besties because I aspire to be a housewife (and to look like Gretchen, duh)
My DVR is filling up as we speak but I will have to fit in my guilty pleasures where I can. Luckily, over the last few days I've been able to catch up on the "women tell all" bachelor episode. This has to be a priority because we all know bishes can't keep their comments to themselves on fbook or twitter so I will inevitably find things out before I watch the episode which is the worst! So I watch the Bachelor first. And the ladies did not disappoint.
My faves were front and center! (well technically off to the left but they were focused on for the majority of the episode)
I love them and you could tell they weren't taking shit from anyone!
Did anyone think that they let Ben off easy? I mean I would have definitely brought up the skinny dipping or made him cop to being ignorant to Courtney's hot mess but no. He just sat there being normal, boring, Ben. Yawn.
Then we have this one.
Did you believe it? Me neither? I think she did a good job of looking pretty while trying to get emotional but I think it was crap. I think she has probably hurt her family's feelings and embarrassed everyone who knows her but I think she was her real self on the show. You aren't bat shit crazy for weeks then all of a sudden let your "real side" come out when you realize that everyone thinks you're a bitch. Nope, doesn't happen. Also, did she let a spoiler slip when she said she "cared for Ben." I mean past tense means something right? If he doesn't pick her, I'll at least have some respect for his boring ass but if he does, then I hope he gets what is coming to him. Sigh...
Well, I'm off to eat the delicious enchiladas that Dt had ready for me when I got home from work. Love that boy!
Ok, I know I'm a few days late with my Bachelor recap but there are reasons for this! First and foremost, I DVR everything! I can't tell you the last time I watched "live tv." I hate commercials and if I'm going to watch TV, it's going to be a show I enjoy (or Dt enjoys and I'm watching with him because I'm an awesome gf.) So sometimes, I don't watch my shows until a couple days later. I'd be lost without my DVR!!! Second, I've been fighting some funky vertigo thing these last two days and I've been down for the count. I've been confined to my bed because when I stand up and walk around I look/feel like I'm drunk. Spinning rooms anyone?
Better late than never right? Here goes...
*and if you are a fellow DVR-er and haven't seen this weeks episode, read no further! I've got spoilers!*
Since I haven't done a Bachelor review at all this season, I'll start at the beginning. This is my first season watching the whole thing through and I have not been disappointed with the crazies. I am very disappointed with the bachelor Ben though.
Does he do it for y'all? Not for me! I think he's boring, not sexy by any means, and if I decided to go on this show (Don't worry Dt, no interest) I would be super disappointed if this was the bachelor I was going for. Womp womp.
I think the season has been pretty good so far, regardless of the lame-o bachelor. Some of these girls are embarrassingly crazy and I know that's why we love this show. Any one remember this girl?
The instructions. The awkwardness. Gah! I cringe.
This video is really long, but you get the gist in the first few mins.
Then we've go this slore! I can't believe that idiot Ben can't see that she is bat-shit crazy! Her creepy eyebrows and upper lip? Then the gross lines the drops left and right? I'm not a fan.
But I am a fan of Kacie B.!
She's my favorite! I think she's adorable and nice and a good all around person rather than some of the creepers she competing against (let's be honest, this is a competition).
So needless to say, I was so sad to see Kacie B. leave!!!! And, I don't think it was her fault. It was completely based on the conservative, southern values that her parents were throwing at Ben from the start. I'm from the south and I totally get those values, I think they are important to people but the stuff her parents were talking about weren't what Kacie believed! That's the worst part. Do you think she watched the show this week and finally realized why she didn't get a rose? It's because of the crazy her parents were spewing to Ben behind her back! Any guy would have run from that! If she would have known that's what they were saying I think she would have made it clear to Ben that she respects those values but they aren't necessarily her own. So sad. I will miss her, dearly.
I guess I want Nicki to win now. Anyone but the psycho! What did y'all think of this week and who do you want to win?
